when i see cuties postin selfies
yesterday at school a kid in my class got sent to the principals office for walking in with an unlit cigarette in her mouth, she had spent most of the day doing it too, and I left class to go see what was going on and when I passed the office I could hear “ITS A METAPHOR” being yelled over and over again and it was lovely
You don’t understand;
My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.
I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.
My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.
Help me have the coolest niece EVER
If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.