corpsewhore:

So I definitely just purchased this baby for $190 to wear to prom. It took a lot of guts, but hey, I’ve been very selfless lately so I need to treat myself. 

helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
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pale-0rgasm:

pale-peasant:

whereismychaii:

tell me your secrets

Pale here

⌧ motherfucker pale blog ⌧
Steamed broccoli with dinner. My favourite.

yesterday at school a kid in my class got sent to the principals office for walking in with an unlit cigarette in her mouth, she had spent most of the day doing it too, and I left class to go see what was going on and when I passed the office I could hear “ITS A METAPHOR” being yelled over and over again and it was lovely

Tomorrow’s lunch: strawberries, yogurt and almond granola. Can’t wait!
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I’ve become bored of living, I am now merely existing.

Hello there, gorgeous. 🍨😏
If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

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